So it comes to pass that lynx who make deodorants are apparently being sued by some idiot in India who says "they lied, no girl ever came near me so that lynx effect is false" or words to that effect.
Did he really expect women to throw themselves at him just for smelling a certain way?
Did he really take the advertising as fact?
Well shit on a shovel I better remember to file that lawsuit on durex, as this safe sex shit is boring, everytime I slap a condom on I wait, and wait, nothing happens. Yeah that's safe but I'd rather have real sex!
Doh, should have used the Lynx effect.
Then I could due both for telling lies.
How fucking moronic!
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