Damn hot woman with nice buds!

Oh........ man, this would be perfect, my perfect woman with the perfect after dinner treats to share!

The only downside is the tattoos, not so flattering on a beautiful lady, though I could live with it if she is like this.

Nice...buds...

Nice bod...

Nice face...

Nice trim...

Nice full stop.

Wonder where the fuck she lives.

Wonder if she realises how damn hot she is.

Wonder if she is single!

Wish I had a woman like that with big fat...plates of good bud too.

Fat friends may make you fat, or at least it's someone else to blame...

A crazy reason to be fat, we all know the basic truth, overeat by pigging out, and under-exercise by vegging in front of the hyno-box sometimes known as a bloody TV.

But now we know, according to someone, and it must be true anywayz coz it on teh intawebz... the fatties have yet someone else to blame...yes, sheeple - Your Fat Friends and all because you like them somewhat different to how they like you, maybe, maybe not, maybe it is just coz you eat to much and do to little...by the way who killed Archie on Eastenders?

Not that I give a shit, it's a program, get with the program ffs.

Back onto the fat point of the post, human behaviour is strange shit, way stranger than we can imagine so who's to dismiss it as right or wrong?

The body works in ways we can't begin to even comprehend and I would never dismiss what it's capable of. Interestingly could you change the connection to something else and see similar results?

Success maybe, happiness maybe, anything else you can think of.

Could you see for yourself how this relates to your relationships with people, could you change it?

Only for ladies with superb taste, allure, and...

...rich!

Not sure why women get so damn het up about shoes, and handbags they never pick functional shit...always some Manolo, Gucci, Ferragamo, or some other overpriced label...

Go ahead buy them as you are most likely going to look a million bucks in them, if you have the money, then you won't mind the few pennies of commission coming in my direction for you buying via them links, I have a genuine reason to need them few pennies.

It's so I can get some functional, useful items to improve my life dramatically in many ways, more ways then you can realise.

But, why the label and not the function?

What's up with those in the picture?

Very functional...great near the beach.

Think about it, those are perfect for the female lifeguards at the swimming pools of the world, that striking heel giving them a great elevation to oversee the pool, while also speeding them up in the process of getting to whomever is in need of aid in the water once in there.

Functional!

Twitter, the wonders of wit, and shit comedians

What good about this blog is I can riff any old shit on here and I do, but sometimes shit is not really always shit underneath it all, it reminds of me of jokes that have truth to them, we all do them jokes and sometimes not realising it.

The joke is being told because the teller wants that truth out but the joke is a way of dressing it up to be less than an attack, insult, whatever the truth is.

Entwining the truth inside a joke is often what makes great satire comedy, it's never dull either!

I have noticed after recently using twitter it is a great platform for wit, sarcasm and satire quips.
It's no coincidence comedians use twitter and some do it well, some are just shown up to be much less than the comedian than thought to be, for me anyway, some are just plain fucking shit, and should be nowhere near twitter!

The instantness of twitter can really catch them out, some are just script followers and don't seem naturally funny with the written word, that and having to live and die by the reactions they get.
OK...some are great in the flesh and on tv but they are also prepared for that.

The time to write and the limitations of twitters 140 character count does make it a different medium altogether... Some who didn't seem funny are the opposite and really stand out on twitter for their speed of wit and often twitters limitations are the reason they stand out.

Twitter is some funny shit, at the start I said "wtf am I doing and is this damn thing working, wtf was all the fuss about in the media, why are people talking about this shit?"

But now, yes I get it!

Nearby Supernova Could Destroy Life - are we screwed?

Nearby T Pyxidis Supernova Could Destroy Life on Earth | Popular Science We are all doomed in 2012 according to this, with all the 2012 fearmongering over the last couple of years it will only get worse as we get closer to 2012, here we are starting 2010!

Two, almost three years if the date December 21st, 2012 is the one where the "world ends" as they say.

Ok, so it's the end of the Mayan calendar... and?

Ours ends 31st of December... it doesn't mean the world is to end, we just didn't put an end date to overall lifetime of the calendar, looking at the above first link it doesn't look that close to us and doesn't say anything about 2012, people just slap 2 and 2 together and get 5.

It's just the end of an ERA folks!

If the weathermen can't get the weather right, there is no way I can see anyone predicting the "end of the woooorld, we are gonna facking die" to an exact date!

The idiots are doing such a crap job predicting the weather next week, so what they say about global warming you take with a big fat fuck off piece of salt.

Keep that salt handy if it snows!

Ok, the world is changing globally, of course but c'mon, the scaremongering in the media is bullshit.
By all means lower your carbon footprint, like I have but I have done it over ten years, that's just doing our personal bit which we should be doing anyway, our own worse contribution is the amount of cars, hence me not having one for almost 4 years.

The real problem is manufacturing, get that sorted out and deal with it on a bigger scale.

But wait, we are all gonna fucking die in 2010 anyway!

Disclaimer : That second link is an aff link, I earn a very small portion if you buy and I may as well try, I need the pennies for my new tin foil hat, and I have only two bloody years left to get one, thank you kindly.

That crazy Norway swirl of light, what is it really?

More than meets the eye I think

C'mon, do you really believe that was a missile gone wrong?

Not me, what with that halo in Moscow a while back, as seen on this site, there has to be more to it than all the crap we are told.

Will all this fuel the "2012" business?

I wouldn't bet against it.

Portals? You bet.
UFO's? You bet
Aliens coming back? You bet.

That's what we will hear next.

Lynx effect, you bastards lied to me!

So it comes to pass that lynx who make deodorants are apparently being sued by some idiot in India who says "they lied, no girl ever came near me so that lynx effect is false" or words to that effect.

Did he really expect women to throw themselves at him just for smelling a certain way?
Did he really take the advertising as fact?

Well shit on a shovel I better remember to file that lawsuit on durex, as this safe sex shit is boring, everytime I slap a condom on I wait, and wait, nothing happens. Yeah that's safe but I'd rather have real sex!

Doh, should have used the Lynx effect.

Then I could due both for telling lies.

How fucking moronic!

A trannie bash I would like to attend

Well now, I don't have a penchant for wearing the others half's clothes and smile about it for the press to see, which for me looked like it was the trannies idea altogether...he/she wanted the world to know really and has now had the opportunity to do it under a lame pretence.

Whatever!

So, Peter Andre apparently got threatened with "come and have a go if you're hard enough" from some trannie scrapper, who sounds like a bullying twat if you want my opinion, (of course you do, it's why you are here).

Yet a real man, a real fighter, Joe Calzaghe now offers to take the trannie to task, get in the ring and show him up for the bullying dress wearer he/she is, and THAT is the trannie bash I would like to see!

Balloon boy pissed off Nick Griffin...

Bloody balloon idiots, spoofed.

I like these cracking Nick Griffin, Hitler videos.