John Terry is a bastard but shit, look at Vanessa!

WOW... so, looking at Vanessa here you can see what attracted John Terry to her, but shit, you don't screw your mates ladies man...got no shame have you John?

If I was Wayne Bridges, I'd want to smack JT in the mouth for that backstabbing act, or better, go screw his wife Toni, who has been lied to by both JT and Vanessa.

Who needs mates when you got backstabbing bastards like that for them?

Still, she is damn hot, would be hard for any man to say no to a bit of the old slap and tickle I bet.

The news that she aborted a child as a result of the sly-behind-the-back-shagging antics is a shame, wonder what Toni and Wayne make of that news?

If I was Wayne, I'd go shag some other hottie and rub their faces in it.

Money grabbing slapper Jordan is at it again!

You really have to wonder how low will the money gabbing slapper that is Jordan go?

Has she no shame or morals at all? Doesn't look like it to me, as long aas she is makes money and gets her publicity fix she will do anything.

What a shameless slag with no sense of how she is damaging her own kids, they will fucking cringe one day when they are older and see it all for themselves.

Look at mummy kids, doesn't she make you proud?

What anyone sees in her is beyond me, I am repulsed by her and if she offered me sex I'd say... "you know what Jordan, slag... fuck off, I'd rather never have sex again than have it with you."

You are a fake, all silicon and no hips, look at the shape of your body for fucks sake, it's gross.
The only thing you care about is being in the public eye, the sooner papers forget about you the better for everyone, not least your own kids.

Only for ladies with superb taste, allure, and...

...rich!

Not sure why women get so damn het up about shoes, and handbags they never pick functional shit...always some Manolo, Gucci, Ferragamo, or some other overpriced label...

Go ahead buy them as you are most likely going to look a million bucks in them, if you have the money, then you won't mind the few pennies of commission coming in my direction for you buying via them links, I have a genuine reason to need them few pennies.

It's so I can get some functional, useful items to improve my life dramatically in many ways, more ways then you can realise.

But, why the label and not the function?

What's up with those in the picture?

Very functional...great near the beach.

Think about it, those are perfect for the female lifeguards at the swimming pools of the world, that striking heel giving them a great elevation to oversee the pool, while also speeding them up in the process of getting to whomever is in need of aid in the water once in there.

Functional!

Myleene Klass, she has bigger cajones than the police!

So, our stupid UK courts let off some mad mullahs to go rant their shitty hate bile more and yet we have The beautiful Myleene Klass who was given a bollocking by the police, police who lamely warned her about having a knife in her OWN home with which to scare off potential burglars/murderers even (who knows).

The lovely Myleene said she has ‘no regrets’ after police told her off.

Good on you girl, the police are doing a crap job while the courts do an even crappier job so what are people to do?

Let the scum break in and put her OWN little daughter at risk?

As with any good parent, you protect your kids in their own home at ALL cost.

WTF is going on with this country, should hang its head in bloody shame!

These mad mullahs should piss off elsewhere!

The UK should be doing all it can to get these evil Muslim fanatics off the streets.

The joke of a court set them free...to rant against freedom on the very steps of the courthouse!

WTF!? Why were they not jailed for hate crimes or enticing terrorism on the streets?

Let's get this straight, Islam will NEVER be the main religion in the UK, whether these freaks like it or not, they can take their woman hating sharia law and Islamic rants elsewhere.

I personally wish all these fanatics would piss off somewhere else, if it's true that most Muslims disagree with the rants of these mad mullahs, then they should openly and loudly condemn them.

After all they rant in the name of your religion!

Twitter, the wonders of wit, and shit comedians

What good about this blog is I can riff any old shit on here and I do, but sometimes shit is not really always shit underneath it all, it reminds of me of jokes that have truth to them, we all do them jokes and sometimes not realising it.

The joke is being told because the teller wants that truth out but the joke is a way of dressing it up to be less than an attack, insult, whatever the truth is.

Entwining the truth inside a joke is often what makes great satire comedy, it's never dull either!

I have noticed after recently using twitter it is a great platform for wit, sarcasm and satire quips.
It's no coincidence comedians use twitter and some do it well, some are just shown up to be much less than the comedian than thought to be, for me anyway, some are just plain fucking shit, and should be nowhere near twitter!

The instantness of twitter can really catch them out, some are just script followers and don't seem naturally funny with the written word, that and having to live and die by the reactions they get.
OK...some are great in the flesh and on tv but they are also prepared for that.

The time to write and the limitations of twitters 140 character count does make it a different medium altogether... Some who didn't seem funny are the opposite and really stand out on twitter for their speed of wit and often twitters limitations are the reason they stand out.

Twitter is some funny shit, at the start I said "wtf am I doing and is this damn thing working, wtf was all the fuss about in the media, why are people talking about this shit?"

But now, yes I get it!

Nearby Supernova Could Destroy Life - are we screwed?

Nearby T Pyxidis Supernova Could Destroy Life on Earth | Popular Science We are all doomed in 2012 according to this, with all the 2012 fearmongering over the last couple of years it will only get worse as we get closer to 2012, here we are starting 2010!

Two, almost three years if the date December 21st, 2012 is the one where the "world ends" as they say.

Ok, so it's the end of the Mayan calendar... and?

Ours ends 31st of December... it doesn't mean the world is to end, we just didn't put an end date to overall lifetime of the calendar, looking at the above first link it doesn't look that close to us and doesn't say anything about 2012, people just slap 2 and 2 together and get 5.

It's just the end of an ERA folks!

If the weathermen can't get the weather right, there is no way I can see anyone predicting the "end of the woooorld, we are gonna facking die" to an exact date!

The idiots are doing such a crap job predicting the weather next week, so what they say about global warming you take with a big fat fuck off piece of salt.

Keep that salt handy if it snows!

Ok, the world is changing globally, of course but c'mon, the scaremongering in the media is bullshit.
By all means lower your carbon footprint, like I have but I have done it over ten years, that's just doing our personal bit which we should be doing anyway, our own worse contribution is the amount of cars, hence me not having one for almost 4 years.

The real problem is manufacturing, get that sorted out and deal with it on a bigger scale.

But wait, we are all gonna fucking die in 2010 anyway!

Disclaimer : That second link is an aff link, I earn a very small portion if you buy and I may as well try, I need the pennies for my new tin foil hat, and I have only two bloody years left to get one, thank you kindly.

Islam march is a scandal, Choudry is a bastard

WTF is going on with this country?

The planned Islam march through Wooton Bassett is a scandal, one that should not be allowed to happen, why is it that hate preacher scumbag choudry is still walking the streets, also claiming benefits to live here the cheeky bastard.

Fuck off out of the country you hate or shut up Choudry, you make me sick, if you go, take your war mongering idiot pals with you.

We should pay for this twat to go back to his muslim country of choice if he so needs to live under muslim law, not impose it onto a country that doesn't want it.

Want to walk through Wooton Bassett, you have to face whatever wrath you face when you get there, I can't see such a proud town putting up with your crap, they should line up and turn their backs on you, apart from the ladies, the proud ladies of Wooton Bassett should stand facing you, showing all their female pride in not being treated like second class worthless like muslim ladies are.

If I stand on the street preaching death to muslims I would quite rightly be arrested, why is it ok for this scumbag to preach death to our forces?

It's not, so arrest the fucking animal!

That crazy Norway swirl of light, what is it really?

More than meets the eye I think

C'mon, do you really believe that was a missile gone wrong?

Not me, what with that halo in Moscow a while back, as seen on this site, there has to be more to it than all the crap we are told.

Will all this fuel the "2012" business?

I wouldn't bet against it.

Portals? You bet.
UFO's? You bet
Aliens coming back? You bet.

That's what we will hear next.

Bastard banks and their shady practices to feed their greed

Corrupt banking practices got the world in this mess, now we have corrupt secret loans going on behind everyone's back, that is everyone who bailed these bastards in the first place, what the fuck is going on?

We need a fucking reform of this shit to stop the kind of crap ever happening again, the control needs to be taken OUT of these idiots hands, they gamble with far to much of what isn't theirs.

The Bank of England should have known this kind of  shit was going to happen, long before it did, they should have STOPPED banks in the UK taking on the crappy greed orientated loans that were on the "never never"  by the US banks to those in the US who, in reality, never had a hope of repaying the loans that caused the whole bloody mess, the recession.

I can only come to the conclusion it was all done on purpose, meaning they all knew this recession was going to happen, or more bluntly they deliberately ignored the earliest warning signs.

Falling short slightly of saying that it was all planned, the reason being I can't see how anyone BUT those very few at the very top could foresee or plan this, more likely the early warning signs were ignored, thinking "it will  only be a small hiccup" much like someone ignoring the first signs of a debt spiralling out of hand.

Ironic, it's these bastard banks who cause the peoples biggest worry by way of threatening letters, charges, etc, they are the biggest fucking hypocrites out of the lot...barring those in Politics that is.

About time pressure was put onto these banks to change their ways and massively, they have recently, (forced in my view by pressure) judges to decide against the people winning back unfair bank charges.
What a fucking liberty.

I trust NO bank at all.   They are corrupt greedy and heartless institutions in my opinion.

Labour let us down massively over this.

Buggery ~ definition, Blair and Brown's

...treatment of the UK.

What traitors they are, sold down the river as they say.
Now the UK is to be swallowed up wholeheartedly by that corrupt puppet shop that lead the EU.

Why were we never given that vote as promised?

Because they don't trust you to say YES and they don't give a shit about you or what you really think, as proved countless times.
The proof that they don't really trust you to say yes was shown for all in Ireland.

Even if you say no, they make you re-vote say yes after scrapping that previous vote.

What a crock of shit!

Lynx effect, you bastards lied to me!

So it comes to pass that lynx who make deodorants are apparently being sued by some idiot in India who says "they lied, no girl ever came near me so that lynx effect is false" or words to that effect.

Did he really expect women to throw themselves at him just for smelling a certain way?
Did he really take the advertising as fact?

Well shit on a shovel I better remember to file that lawsuit on durex, as this safe sex shit is boring, everytime I slap a condom on I wait, and wait, nothing happens. Yeah that's safe but I'd rather have real sex!

Doh, should have used the Lynx effect.

Then I could due both for telling lies.

How fucking moronic!

Marlon "woman basher" King and racist hypocrisy

Good to see that bullying lady bashing footballer asshole Marlon King get jailed, though it should have been longer I think, he should have served at least two years for that.

In typical fashion his family played the race card by shouting out "Institutionalised racism" which is lame, this thug asshole didn't get jailed because of his skin, he got jailed (rightfully so) for being a bullying egotistical prick, act like one you get called one.

They laughingly cited Gerrard, who I DO think should have been jailed for what he did but this thugs family forget King's past...which was revealed afterwards showing this is not the first time he has whacked a woman.

13 past offences in all!

Race though, well...

A trannie bash I would like to attend

Well now, I don't have a penchant for wearing the others half's clothes and smile about it for the press to see, which for me looked like it was the trannies idea altogether...he/she wanted the world to know really and has now had the opportunity to do it under a lame pretence.

Whatever!

So, Peter Andre apparently got threatened with "come and have a go if you're hard enough" from some trannie scrapper, who sounds like a bullying twat if you want my opinion, (of course you do, it's why you are here).

Yet a real man, a real fighter, Joe Calzaghe now offers to take the trannie to task, get in the ring and show him up for the bullying dress wearer he/she is, and THAT is the trannie bash I would like to see!

70 stone fat, lazy and proud of it?

Paul Mason, you are one FAT lazy bastard, not only that, WE are paying for you to live that way, contributing to you being the 70 stone fatboy you are, what a fucking joke!

WHY are we feeding this fat bastard?
We don't have to fucking shovel it into him, or rather, pay some carers lackies to shovel it into him at a cost of a hundred bloody grand a year!

I have friends I knew as a youngster who by no fault of their own struggle like mad because of the banks greed and the cost to the families because of them wa.. I mean bankers, a fair few struggled before they lost jobs due to only one adult able to work because of genuine issues, like disability.

They don't get fuck all help like this fat boy does, they don't ask to be disabled, or ask to be shit on by the system when they clearly deserve the help they need.

The UK really has gone to the dogs when this kind of shit happens.

STOP paying the fat boy to sit on his arse all day, stop paying others to spoon chips and shit down his throat.
get the fat bastard to face up to the reality of life, he will die at that rate soon.

It boggles the mind he wanted to be the fattest man in the world, well done fat boy, you made it, hope you are proud, though you could have paid for it yourself you lazy fucker.

Crackpot Scientology fined for fraud!

So the cult that is the church of Scientology has been fined almost a million bucks for "organised fraud" in France, four leading French "Scientologist" have been given suspended sentences too.

Crackpot cult!

France has for the last 14 years recognised it as a cult, not a church, bloody good job too!

They are the celebrity chasers, they know if they get them onside, they can influence millions of others.
Most of these "fans" are sheeple to the celebrities so you can see the logic of it.

Shame the cult couldn't be banned altogether in France, that would have made ripples elsewhere.
These strange and dangerous fucked up cults need to be stopped.

Balloon boy pissed off Nick Griffin...

Bloody balloon idiots, spoofed.

I like these cracking Nick Griffin, Hitler videos.

Trannie dumped by fake girl...the next chapter beckons

Glamour star fake media hog aka as Jordan has supposedly had enough of the Trannie scrapper and told him to go back to... mum...wtf? Mum? How old is he/she?

Glamour star? not sure what gave the paper that idea.

Anyway, he had his 15 minutes but he must be daft because he didn't win any fans.
Makes me laugh this fame game they play.

Not that anyone cares other to have a laugh at the circus created by themselves.
Makes you wonder what the fuck Pete Andre was thinking when he was in that wood jungle!

Worse, because of the fact he has had kids with her he has to stay in her life, shame.
Obviously the kids you would never say you wish you never had them, though you may think, fuck, wish I'd had them with someone else!

Who would want to be trapped in that circus surrounding her?
Funny thing is, when she was "Katie price" and natural she was way better than she is now.

Amazed people are not yet bored of her games and media baiting.
Now we are going to be deluged with "what's next?" from the "should know fucking better" brigade that follow this shit.

That ain't you? Is it?

Nick Griffin bitchslapped by the Queen

The Queen bitch-slapped BNP leader Nick Griffin.

As the head of the military it's not a surprise she is annoyed at the racist twat.

There has been some seriously odd views shared since that programme went out, seems odd that no one is also jumping on Jack Straw, after all it WAS his party that made the mess that contributed to the rise of the BNP and Nick Griffin becoming an MEP, he should sit well with the other idiots over there, Kinnock et el.

The truth is BNP will continue to rise for one simple reason, Labour and Cons are not trustworthy with their word either...so why will people bother with them?

They won't... they will go with the party that say's "ENOUGH and piss off" to Europe, which is what the majority of the nation would like to say, given the chance and THAT is what Labour denied us...the chance to say so.

That's what the Cons HAVE to promise us if they want to get voted in.

That's also what the BNP will have to say if they want to go further and IF they do, people are more likely to believe them.

Fucking stupid politics is, run by stupid people, elected in by stupid people, to dictate life for the stupid people!

We are fucking stupid, hypocrites too!

Amy Winehouse...you wasted £35,000

On a pair of tits!!!

Would have been much better to have had that spent on your boat race (face) because the only logical reason for getting your tits replaced was to take the guys eyes off of that ravaged drug ruined face, cos ya still looking like a rough old junkie.

Shame really that you fell victim to that shit. Heroin is for dumb people with no sense to say no.
I don't give a shit what excuses people come out with, it's choice, you junkies made the stupidest choice of them all.
Sort yourself out Amy, stop fucking about with that twat of an ex hubby, he is nothing but a leech.

The surgery must have seen you coming though, 35 fucking grand?!

Are your tits made of cocaine or some shit?