UK ladies have the best tits, official

Can't argue with a ref

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UK has been voted the bustiest nation, good to know and better to see. Literally!

Seeing the dog that is Jordan is doing the UK girls a disservice who on the whole having cracking tits which are real, not balloons that look cheapy plastic and I'd wager they feel shit too, hard as nails and a real turn off, not to mention that she has no hips and a bit of a fucking stick with a knot or two, so she is a turn off anyway.

Nothing like au natural in the throes of passion, soft touching yet firm boobs.

Remember that Jordan?
Was that so long ago you forgot?

A real woman like Kelly Brook is what it's all about.

Now she is a class or two above the likes of Jordan, sexy as hell too.

She, like others have something Jordan can't buy, real sex appeal, real genuine beauty and an air of mystery about them.

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Liz Hurley, Cheryl Cole Tweedy, real beauties, all naturally stunning. In America I liken them to Jennifer Anniston, Beyonce, Marilyn Monroe, people like that are always looking good, even when they don't need to try.

I would go as far as to say they don't realise how nice they really are.

John Terry is a bastard but shit, look at Vanessa!

WOW... so, looking at Vanessa here you can see what attracted John Terry to her, but shit, you don't screw your mates ladies man...got no shame have you John?

If I was Wayne Bridges, I'd want to smack JT in the mouth for that backstabbing act, or better, go screw his wife Toni, who has been lied to by both JT and Vanessa.

Who needs mates when you got backstabbing bastards like that for them?

Still, she is damn hot, would be hard for any man to say no to a bit of the old slap and tickle I bet.

The news that she aborted a child as a result of the sly-behind-the-back-shagging antics is a shame, wonder what Toni and Wayne make of that news?

If I was Wayne, I'd go shag some other hottie and rub their faces in it.

Money grabbing slapper Jordan is at it again!

You really have to wonder how low will the money gabbing slapper that is Jordan go?

Has she no shame or morals at all? Doesn't look like it to me, as long aas she is makes money and gets her publicity fix she will do anything.

What a shameless slag with no sense of how she is damaging her own kids, they will fucking cringe one day when they are older and see it all for themselves.

Look at mummy kids, doesn't she make you proud?

What anyone sees in her is beyond me, I am repulsed by her and if she offered me sex I'd say... "you know what Jordan, slag... fuck off, I'd rather never have sex again than have it with you."

You are a fake, all silicon and no hips, look at the shape of your body for fucks sake, it's gross.
The only thing you care about is being in the public eye, the sooner papers forget about you the better for everyone, not least your own kids.

Marlon "woman basher" King and racist hypocrisy

Good to see that bullying lady bashing footballer asshole Marlon King get jailed, though it should have been longer I think, he should have served at least two years for that.

In typical fashion his family played the race card by shouting out "Institutionalised racism" which is lame, this thug asshole didn't get jailed because of his skin, he got jailed (rightfully so) for being a bullying egotistical prick, act like one you get called one.

They laughingly cited Gerrard, who I DO think should have been jailed for what he did but this thugs family forget King's past...which was revealed afterwards showing this is not the first time he has whacked a woman.

13 past offences in all!

Race though, well...

Crackpot Scientology fined for fraud!

So the cult that is the church of Scientology has been fined almost a million bucks for "organised fraud" in France, four leading French "Scientologist" have been given suspended sentences too.

Crackpot cult!

France has for the last 14 years recognised it as a cult, not a church, bloody good job too!

They are the celebrity chasers, they know if they get them onside, they can influence millions of others.
Most of these "fans" are sheeple to the celebrities so you can see the logic of it.

Shame the cult couldn't be banned altogether in France, that would have made ripples elsewhere.
These strange and dangerous fucked up cults need to be stopped.

Trannie dumped by fake girl...the next chapter beckons

Glamour star fake media hog aka as Jordan has supposedly had enough of the Trannie scrapper and told him to go back to... mum...wtf? Mum? How old is he/she?

Glamour star? not sure what gave the paper that idea.

Anyway, he had his 15 minutes but he must be daft because he didn't win any fans.
Makes me laugh this fame game they play.

Not that anyone cares other to have a laugh at the circus created by themselves.
Makes you wonder what the fuck Pete Andre was thinking when he was in that wood jungle!

Worse, because of the fact he has had kids with her he has to stay in her life, shame.
Obviously the kids you would never say you wish you never had them, though you may think, fuck, wish I'd had them with someone else!

Who would want to be trapped in that circus surrounding her?
Funny thing is, when she was "Katie price" and natural she was way better than she is now.

Amazed people are not yet bored of her games and media baiting.
Now we are going to be deluged with "what's next?" from the "should know fucking better" brigade that follow this shit.

That ain't you? Is it?

Amy Winehouse...you wasted £35,000

On a pair of tits!!!

Would have been much better to have had that spent on your boat race (face) because the only logical reason for getting your tits replaced was to take the guys eyes off of that ravaged drug ruined face, cos ya still looking like a rough old junkie.

Shame really that you fell victim to that shit. Heroin is for dumb people with no sense to say no.
I don't give a shit what excuses people come out with, it's choice, you junkies made the stupidest choice of them all.
Sort yourself out Amy, stop fucking about with that twat of an ex hubby, he is nothing but a leech.

The surgery must have seen you coming though, 35 fucking grand?!

Are your tits made of cocaine or some shit?

Balloon boy story and what it had to do with Leona Lewis

Looking into the balloon story boy what a mess, what were the stupid parents thinking?

Look if yer that desperate for fame do something original that will stand out which doesn't make you look like a pair of idiotic plonkers, you know, like breed some sandwich ready bacon and get attention then make money!

Balloon story boy

If you have been under a rock you may have missed the recent balloon story, boy who was thought to be inside the balloon as it drifted off in America, leading to rescue services being used, all watched by millions on the TV as well.

Turns out his parents are fame seekers wannabe idiots who knew their son was safe in the attic all the time, unknowingly the boy had let it slip in front of the media that it was "for the show".

John Lennons birthday

Now he would have been worthy of  recognition by way of a Noble peace prize.

Not jumped up politicians who have yet to make massive changes in reality, I mean Obama wins the noble peace prize.
Obama, noble peace prize...in the same sentence?

Then again, you have to wonder when the person who invents Dynamite wins one! (was it the first one?)

The world really is run by the loonies.

No wonder some want to get to the fucking moon!

John Lennon would be bemused by the world today I think.

Bombing the moon?!

NASA are "bombing" the moon?

WTF, is nothing sacred. I thought man landing there was a massive thing, yet to fire fucking rockets at it is absurd!
What gives any agency or whatever the right to do something so destructive to what is such an important thing to the earth, you agency and establishment pricks are bad enough with the earth!

But it's searching for water, they cry?!
Who gives a fuck?
Does it really matter that much?
Mankind is destined to destroy itself because man is a fucking idiot!
No I ain't a woman.

I ain't no fame hunting trannie either, if I was I be well aware the tramp he has now is one of the top man and  press manipulators, in other words you're never gonna win with her, unless you treat her the same way, alot to be said for that reverse psychology shit!
Whatever, more important things than them two frock wearing fame chasers!

The moon, like the earth are so connected to us, individually and collectively and they both deserve more respect than what we show them, about time we all started showing it.

Teacup pigs...

...Just enough for a bacon sarnie!


WTF is is it with famous people and their pathetic itch to have a "fashion statement pet", currently a bloody "teacup pig"? 
Bad enough itself, but added to the need to keep up with each other in their acts of thoughtlessness it gets lame.


As good as a pet as they may be, it ain't why they are being bought...how long will that last before it's dumped palmed off to some fucking well paid lacky?


It is a shame that some famous people use pets like that, the tea cup pigs deserve better, like some brie and a few slices of chunky bread. 

Some of the famous people who shouldn't be famous, judging by there own judgement, leave me puzzled at times, backing Roman the poor blameless 13 year old girls rapist who has yet to be tried for his admitted sick attack..the dirty bastard, it leaves me wondering...

Would you the famous backers feel the same had it been YOUR 13 year old daughter?

Thought not?

Fucking tea cup pigs got more backbone!