UK ladies have the best tits, official

Can't argue with a ref

Read can't you?

UK has been voted the bustiest nation, good to know and better to see. Literally!

Seeing the dog that is Jordan is doing the UK girls a disservice who on the whole having cracking tits which are real, not balloons that look cheapy plastic and I'd wager they feel shit too, hard as nails and a real turn off, not to mention that she has no hips and a bit of a fucking stick with a knot or two, so she is a turn off anyway.

Nothing like au natural in the throes of passion, soft touching yet firm boobs.

Remember that Jordan?
Was that so long ago you forgot?

A real woman like Kelly Brook is what it's all about.

Now she is a class or two above the likes of Jordan, sexy as hell too.

She, like others have something Jordan can't buy, real sex appeal, real genuine beauty and an air of mystery about them.

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Liz Hurley, Cheryl Cole Tweedy, real beauties, all naturally stunning. In America I liken them to Jennifer Anniston, Beyonce, Marilyn Monroe, people like that are always looking good, even when they don't need to try.

I would go as far as to say they don't realise how nice they really are.

Damn hot woman with nice buds!

Oh........ man, this would be perfect, my perfect woman with the perfect after dinner treats to share!

The only downside is the tattoos, not so flattering on a beautiful lady, though I could live with it if she is like this.

Nice...buds...

Nice bod...

Nice face...

Nice trim...

Nice full stop.

Wonder where the fuck she lives.

Wonder if she realises how damn hot she is.

Wonder if she is single!

Wish I had a woman like that with big fat...plates of good bud too.

John Terry is a bastard but shit, look at Vanessa!

WOW... so, looking at Vanessa here you can see what attracted John Terry to her, but shit, you don't screw your mates ladies man...got no shame have you John?

If I was Wayne Bridges, I'd want to smack JT in the mouth for that backstabbing act, or better, go screw his wife Toni, who has been lied to by both JT and Vanessa.

Who needs mates when you got backstabbing bastards like that for them?

Still, she is damn hot, would be hard for any man to say no to a bit of the old slap and tickle I bet.

The news that she aborted a child as a result of the sly-behind-the-back-shagging antics is a shame, wonder what Toni and Wayne make of that news?

If I was Wayne, I'd go shag some other hottie and rub their faces in it.

Money grabbing slapper Jordan is at it again!

You really have to wonder how low will the money gabbing slapper that is Jordan go?

Has she no shame or morals at all? Doesn't look like it to me, as long aas she is makes money and gets her publicity fix she will do anything.

What a shameless slag with no sense of how she is damaging her own kids, they will fucking cringe one day when they are older and see it all for themselves.

Look at mummy kids, doesn't she make you proud?

What anyone sees in her is beyond me, I am repulsed by her and if she offered me sex I'd say... "you know what Jordan, slag... fuck off, I'd rather never have sex again than have it with you."

You are a fake, all silicon and no hips, look at the shape of your body for fucks sake, it's gross.
The only thing you care about is being in the public eye, the sooner papers forget about you the better for everyone, not least your own kids.

Scammers and wallet rapist getting slammed in the balls

Got chatting to a good friend in the pub over a pint, having both sank a few quid into working at home systems over the years, all kinds of shit between us, taught us plenty too, we also have had a few good'ns though

It was interesting to come round to discussing the online shit we've tried over the years, falling for some is all to easy, with hyperbole and lies in big red bold fonts and fake pictures of riches, cars, boats, women and houses and worse, the false money claims, stupid income images that have been doctored to fuck.

Pricks.

Of course there is many a rip off artist out there in every field of life, business, ballbags scamming people left right and centre, wallet rapist who should be chased down by the authorities for being such blatant bastards with egos bigger than and an elephant and selling fucking pipe dreams to those desperado's who chase "instant riches for doing fuck all" while scratching their balls and looking at porn all day.

Meh.

Stupid naive nOObs fall for that shit all the time, searching for the "magic bullet" which doesn't exist except in the nOOb wallets suckers forum where they all fawn over the fake-it-till-I-make-it heroes who sell worthless crap, dare to say anything against those in that shithole and you get slammed and censored.

If you are a good lapdog you may get a pat on the bonce and a shoe in, if not, open yah fucking wallet and lets have it instead. Nice "warrior" with the pipe dreams and bullshit claims.

So, it's refreshing to see some people standing up to these bastards and the bullshit they spew.
Having been burnt by the scammers and rip off assholes it's about time more people started saying what's what with it.