UK ladies have the best tits, official

Can't argue with a ref

Read can't you?

UK has been voted the bustiest nation, good to know and better to see. Literally!

Seeing the dog that is Jordan is doing the UK girls a disservice who on the whole having cracking tits which are real, not balloons that look cheapy plastic and I'd wager they feel shit too, hard as nails and a real turn off, not to mention that she has no hips and a bit of a fucking stick with a knot or two, so she is a turn off anyway.

Nothing like au natural in the throes of passion, soft touching yet firm boobs.

Remember that Jordan?
Was that so long ago you forgot?

A real woman like Kelly Brook is what it's all about.

Now she is a class or two above the likes of Jordan, sexy as hell too.

She, like others have something Jordan can't buy, real sex appeal, real genuine beauty and an air of mystery about them.

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Liz Hurley, Cheryl Cole Tweedy, real beauties, all naturally stunning. In America I liken them to Jennifer Anniston, Beyonce, Marilyn Monroe, people like that are always looking good, even when they don't need to try.

I would go as far as to say they don't realise how nice they really are.